Idiot??

Nwadays one of my friends has started callin me an 'idiot' evry now n then..This has made me think, am i an 'idiot' or is she tryin to convey anythin else... Whateva.. during my vacation i watched a movie named idiocracy,it was abt our world, but with full of idiots.. wat an imagination.. Hav u guys ever

imagined this,the world with full of idiots n stupidity as a major subject in schools..Then in dat world, i am sure Deeks wud definitely be the star- king of idiots(Even nw ,he is.. lol)....

Is this what u call life ... guys come on i am nt gonna write somethin very philosphical abt life ..

i am nt dat kindaa person who says lots of philosphy abt life n just do d opp when d time comes... Recently i read a blog, which happens to b written by one

of my friends.There was philosophy in each line or was it the same idiocracy with lotaaa idiocies.... Nw , all of u tell me, wats d relation btw philosophers n idiots.. All philosophers r nt idiots, bt all idiots r philosophers..

Come on bittu, u r speakin philosophy nw stop it.. lol

There are actually 2 laws of philosophy...

The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

Have u guys noticed something, these so called philosophers hav somethin in common.

They always relate life to somethin or d other.Why the f do they want to relate life to a river or an egg..? So one day i researched:O, y do these people bcom philosophers.The only ans i gt was that they are jobless( come on u, stop lookin n smiling at me.. im still a student.... he he :D)

Nwadays SRK, Aamir khan, Amithan Bachan are all writin blogs.. R they writin philosophies or idiocies.. Either case they r makin me feel insecure..

So after readin this , u guys must be havin that 'u r an idiot' expression in ur faces. Keep it cool, its jus tht most of us r idiotic philosophers.... hehe.

Boredom..

Last 2 weeks were absolute monotonous...Same old good things happening n same old craps hittin my head back... I am not frustrated...i am not irritated..but surely i am bored..

The thots of 'hw can i kill boredom', made me even more bored.. :(

Why are things still the same.. y isnt the world around me changing..Y does the neighbour's dog still bark at me, y does the pretty gal next door still gives me the 'who r u' look... :P Its all the same..its all boring.

To beat boredom, i thot of watchin cartoon, but tom was chasin jerry even now n jerry made tom a fool again. Still the same old thing, y don they give tom a chance... lol. Then i switched to cricket, it was all the same, fours sixes and out. I donno kno, y dont they change the rules for a change... then i looked at the sky, it was still blue( it wasnt about to rain,lol)...

I thot of checkin the mail, the first mail i saw was a forward(which infact was sent by me around a month back)... Hey you.. I am nt crazy... i am jus bored...!

Perhaps the world's second crime is boredom. The first is being a bore... So i think i have become a criminal nw ... :O

Then i thot of writin the blog... Hey, guess what i am not bored nw ..But i have made u guys bored..So thats a change ... :D

So now on, if u wanna kill boredom, make ur friends bored... Try it.. it works... i have jus tried it with this blog ... lol =))

How college Life changed me...

As a kid, I was always anxious about colleges. That awesome college life shown in Indian cinema, (bollywood movies to make it precise)… those early SRK ones; where you do everything in college except studying!!! I thought college would be fun (no doubt it is!!). I thought college would be just bunking lectures, watching movies, impressing girls, spending the day at canteen, ragging juniors, having crush on pals (str opposite sex), fights & friendships, break-ups & patch-ups or jst missing friends when not wit them…

But, (yeah but!!!) fate has its own way, all my dreams were shattered and my perception for so called “college” changed forever as I got my admission in VITS (yeah, vignan) I got admission Computer Science Engg ( I didn’t got admission in any other “good college”. I did try. But in vain.

This college (vignan) is situated on hills. I reside in Masab tank so, it would be convenient for me to travel in bus. I had to travel in college bus…yeah u guessed it right, yellow, ugly looking, untidy, stinking buses.

I thought my life was shattered, I was completely disappointed, but the best was yet to come………………

My first day was normal (read damn boring). I was a little nervous, little anxious, little overjoyed (now I was a college student) and mostly amused. My college was a giant building, newly built, having big classrooms, great campus :P; I was amused I didn’t notice it while coming for admission. My seniors were helpful on first day (don’t they now wats ragging?); they showed me the “correct” way to my classrooms (least that I expected). I could see many nervous faces as mine as I entered my class. Some just said a lame “hi” others “hello”. Most disappointing thing was that there were only few girls in my class…that’s all :D!!!

Some days later I did got ragged (not as severely as shown in movies). It was just more like a friendship wit seniors then ragging, they just asked me some personnel info that’s all!! You just need one thing if you are a victim of ragging, loads of confidence and yes, one more thing u need is your ability to lie without being caught (Good luck dude!!).

No probs dude…within a month my group was formed (at last it did… phew!!!) Soon we started bunking lectures, not regularly but only when there was a new release. Soon I started enjoying my college. “We” (henceforth me & my group) used to hang out a lot. My college was situated in d outskirts… It had great campus. In the rainy months, the sight would be perfect(I am a nature admirer). My college was no more boring. We were enjoying every bit of it.

My college changed me to great extent. I became more confident about my self, more sensible, more understandable, more mature (as lecturers in colleges are not as helpful as those in schools) and Grown up!!!

Currently I am in 3rd year of my course. I didn’t come to know when the years passed by. I am enjoying my college life. Not the way I had expected but, (again!!) Better than that I expected. College did change me……… :P

Yeggsam time!!!

Yeggsam time!!!

Woah. My. Gad.

the exams are here!!

*freak*

AAAAAAAH!!

And you know what the funniest part about exams is? Its precisely the time when you get to know exactly how jobless your friends are.

Trust me on this, I have been hit by a shock of revelation. And to think that I thought I was one of the most jobless people on the earth.

You get so many messages from every one. And when you see the header it says something like "Exam paper leaked", or "Important qns, definite in paper"...

And the moment you see those words you jump for joy, and think "Woohoo!! i ll rock the exam \m/."

Later..

You actually take a look at the rest of the message. Thats when the shock hits you. They write down SO MANY things, you get amazingly nervous.

Think of this. My friend sent me an email ("Yea! I got the questions!"), apparently the exam paper had been leaked in certain colleges. And once I opened it, I had to open this in Adobe Acrobat Reader. Here comes the best part.

There were 42 questions in it. FORTY TWO. :O

For gods sake, there are only EIGHT in the actual paper!! And thats when you realise "Oh my god, all this guy has done is ripped off whatever's in the physics textbook".

And so, after deep thought and consideration of the current scenario, I'm here to offer my advice.

Take this seriously, this will help you not only pass, but pass with flying colours. Trust me. Ok, brace yourself.

Step 1. Study Unit 1

Step 2. Study Unit 2

Step 3. Study Unit 3

Step 4. Study Unit 4

Step 5. Study Unit 5

This should help, try it out.

Really, it should.

My 1st love note

The first time I saw you

my breath quickened

my pulse pounded

my heart raced

and time stood still.

Every time I see you

the magic still happens ...

Is this what we call love ?

Mind if I ask you one question....Do you love breaking hearts?

Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love..... yet can't live without it ....